Is there such a thing as a sunshinning day The perfect day that goes everyones way Maybe a punter never loses his course And a field becomes so struck for cash and low But can it be more fair and equal and square Maybe you can up quarter an odd on every horse on the field as every punter always bets the same way And the bookies and printers have equal share equal and odds and a field of smiles and just say life has its perfect ways